Hotel Away From Home

So this was the peculiar picture I found myself portraying last night. I, Bazanye of Bulabira, was unable to be in Bulabira. Even after I had just zipped past a light-skinned long-braid chick on my boda, which was swifter than hers, our eyes made contact, and…

Uganda’s Class of Uncle Ruckuses

I have discovered a great new way to get blog ideas. Just wait for someone to say something I disagree with — but not disagree with enough for me to take seriously, something offensive that is stupid, rather than harmful– and then boom! Type out seven…

Stella Nyanzi Vs Immigration Department. Q&A.

At Entebbe Airport Immigration Check, the following took place. Tick tock. Immigration officer Immy: You, the loud woman in the African print. Who are you and where are you going? Where are you going? Nyanzi: I am thrusting my heaving African bosom to the Netherlands. So…

The Struggle of The Post-feminist Modern neoSexist

  In the podcast before the last, I was speaking with Ophelia Kemigisha and we were making jokes about cultural equalities, racism, sexism and stereotypes.   I offered up my patented sexist joke, which goes like this: How many women does it take to change a…

Bad Idea: Boney M Is Evil

I have not been blogging for a while. I’ve been busy, okay? Didn’t you know I was going to be a podcast producer next? And I have to learn how to talk on a mic. It’s not as easy as Siima makes it look. I shall…

What’s Wrong With The Best Restaurants

Restaurants and cafés reserve the right of admission. I am here today at this juncture to request nti please, help us, asst us, and reserve it a bit more please. There is this restaurant I go to in Kisementi with that coffee must be what finally…

Random Chaps vs Trump, The Heat, Egypt

I found Rudy and he said, as he usually does, “Eno mic.” So we went to the studio and made this episode of Random Chaps. Nine MBs, so don’t be scared. You can handle. We have a special guest who makes me even less eloquent than…