Lies. Lies! All LIES!

I heard that some of you may be in Kigali reading this. First of all, thanks for reading and I hope you are enjoying the posts. Secondly, if you happen to be in Kigali and you meet a chick called Patience, don’t believe anything she says. That chick is lying. I don’t know her. I have never even met her. I don’t even know who she is or what she is talking about. There is no way that baby is mine, no way. Since when? That chick is just lying. I have never been to Rebero Kigali Club, I didn’t even know such a place existed until you mentioned it just now. And what two hundred and fifty thousand shillings is she talking about, first of all? Can she provide evidence? Are there any documents? That woman is mad. I suggest you take her for mental tests because she is obviously not sane. One look at her and you would know immediately that she is not okay. I mean, how do you even start coming up with such things? I don’t even know what Monkey-style is.

That kid is even too light-skinned to be mine. It is probably one of those bazungu arms dealers she is always hanging around with. Let her ask Morgenstern.

Mbu fifty thousand shillings. Is there a receipt? What proof is there?

If you meet that woman tell her to delete my number and stop stalking me. Also I know all her facebook aliases so she should stop trying to get into my feed. I have blocked her on twitter also.