I Also Have Jay-Z Solange Jokes.

  • Shawn, Wharrap.
  • Easy.
  • So, dude. This elevator and Solange and your face and all that kung Fu….
  • No! No! Baz, I am sick of talking about that. Look, it’s history. Why can’t you let it go?
  • Dude, I can’t be the only one on the internet who hasn’t made jokes about you getting your Brooklyn lips smashed out like that.  I have to weigh in.
  • I swear Ugandans. That’s why when I came to East Africa I dodged you guys.
  • So, what happened, bruh?
  • Okay. Well, there was this elevator, right?
  • Yeah?
  • And there was some business going on right?
  • Yeah.
  • And none of it was yours.
  • Gwe seriously. If you don’t tell us the truth, we will just make up rumours and that might be worse.
  • You guys don’t know Solange. Nothing you make up can be worse.
  • What did you say to her?
  • What do you think I said to her? I said “Please stop hitting me. Duh. “
  • I mean what precipitated the altercation?
  • Baz, I thought you were whatsapping me some more rhymes I can put in my next hit and claim I am the one who wrote them. But if that’s not the case, leave me alone.
  • I will send you the dope rhymes in your inbox as usual.
  • Alright it’s the Roc!
  • Yeah. Whatever.

 

 

  • Hey Bey.
  • Hey my fellow B. How are you? How’s Africa? I sure hope y’all are doing great down there.
  • Don’t try to sweet talk me, woman! I have tough questions and demand answers!
  • Oh. Someone’s feeling ballsy. You forget that I am the most influential person in America.
  • Najjera is not in America.
  • Oh. You’re right. Okay, what’s up? As long as it’s not about elevator cos I have had it up to here with elevator interviews…
  • We both told Shawn to stop calling women bitches. Did he have a relapse? Is that what happened?
  • If Shawn had called anyone a bitch, it wouldn’t have been Solange kicking his ass. It would have been me. With my powerful athletic body. Pounding on his old face and breaking it.
  • Cos you are a feminist?
  • No, cos I am the only one in the family who gets to call women bitches. I tell them to bow down.
  • So, what happened then?
  • For the answer to that, Baz, I think you should email mindyer dot own dot business okay? You do that and wait for a reply.
  • Solange?
  • Yeah? Who dis?
  • Bazanye. Leading Ugandan media personality.
  • Oh, I know you. You’re the one who wrote that crap about my sister not being that influential.
  • Solange, I just want to get to the bottom of this whole elevator attack thing, that’s all.
  • Oh you just want to get to the bottom of this.
  • Yeah.
  • You just want to get to the bottom of being all up to in my business
  • Umm ….
  • Like I can’t find out where you live?
  • But you chick, when did you gangsta up like that? You used to be a girl scout.
  • Ask me about my album, or my movie career or something that does not involve elevators.
  • But nobody cares about any of that.
  • Sleep with one eye open, nigga.

 

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