From Apenyo: Matooke In Ma Pits

I’m a sucker for experiments and new things. Let’s eat catfish for a week! Let’s listen to Tyler the Creator’s entire album! Let’s make our own kwete!

Generally, I’m going to say yes.

A few months ago, Aloikin tweeted about the wonders lemon had worked in her armpits.  She said that if you put her armpit next to a Hollywood one, you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

My ambitions are a bit closer to home. Nollywood’s Genevieve is the truth.

Walahi I was inspired

Walahi I was inspired

Inspired, I abandoned deos and turned to my pantry, the internet and some very strange substances for solutions to vubs.  I wrote about my experience herehere and here.

On Monday night/ Tuesday morning, a rare and wonderful thing happened: my sister Jerolyn and I were insomniating at the same time! People call us twins on account of how alike we look, how in sync we are  naye Adulthood has so much drama that even when you live in the same house, you can find yourself drifting apart from your untwin. Discovering her in the living room felt like a trip back to childhood! It also felt like a heart attack because who sits so silently in the dark.

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