How To Be Nominated: Aka you can run, but ..

  At last, after Sevo, Amama and Besigye were nominated, we saw Kakya, Bwanika, Mabiriizi, Baryamureeba and Sseya, the curtain-raisers for the elections of next year, get their stamps. This is a factual, accurate, absolutely honest and scientifically reliable and completely and utterly true transcript of what happened when each of them went into the […]

The Rain Is Raining. How To Survive El Nino

You may have noticed, if not from the tadpoles swimming around above your television, then from the puddles of fecal water gathering under your dining table, or, if not from either of those, then at the very least from the intensely awesome sleep you have been enjoying the past few mornings, that the El Nino […]

The Main Ugandans: Who Or What Is Kizza Besigye.

There are thirty eight million two hundred and twenty nine thousand forty five Ugandans in viable existance at the moment. Although, if you want to be explicitly Ugandan, that will be eight million, two h undred and twenty nine thouthands forty five.   With such a large number of lumpen scabs running around, how do […]

How To Circumcise Government-of-Uganda Style

Up until recently circumcision in Uganda was carried out without the assistance and guidance of the government, which includes Mr Simon Lokodo. He is not Father Simon Lokodo. Fathers have sex. This changes now, as the GoU prepares to release guidelines for circumcision.   You are not going to read all those words. Due mostly […]

The Main Ugandans: Who or What is Desire Luzinda.

There are millions of Ugandans. Some rumours even suggest that the actual number may exceed 37 millions. That’s a lot of crazy wild chaps, obviously. How do you keep tabs on the entirety of this imbroglio, on the full substance of this chaotic mass and tangle? You just don’t. You just don’t. What you do […]

#DrunkenWriting No 1. Internet People

Drunkenwriting is an initiative of Pride256 to build a network of bloggers by having us share each other’s work.  This is my first shared blog. It’s from …… and is called Internet People. Enjoy. A few days ago, a really close friend that is set to join campus in a few weeks called me. after […]