How To Make A Ugandan Rolex

There is another google search result for this topic. This one had better not supersede that one. But we agreed that we are going to get our culture and lifestyles and our stories as Ugandans onto the internet, and I was told to do Rollas, so here we go. Ingredients: 1 Sexually attractive chicken. No, […]

The name must sound like the name must sound

Luganda is a gorgeous language. Luganda in full flight… the only reason Luganda in full flight is not a sight to behold is because sounds are not sights and are not beheld– it is, however, a thrill to experience. A pastor blowing hard in church, a riddler at a traditional wedding ceremony, my father, my […]

Run This Town: How I Stopped Being Lazy

Last time we spoke about health and fitness we decided that it was time for me to stop being a constituent piece of the sofa set and get some exercise into my life.   To this end I got a pair of running shoes. Before I tell you about the shoes, I believe they deserve […]

When Sauti Sol Meets Me. Imagine this was Friday.

The Sauti Sol Meet and Greet party was poised to be a challenge for me, and even before I arrived I was trepidatious. Lately I have come to be a bit uncomfortable, especially in the new generation celebritysphere. I myself, am a former celebrity. I don’t mean I am any less kickass than I have […]

Being The Bigger Man

I put on a lot of weight, quite rapidly, over the past two months. It was sudden and unexpected. One day I noticed that my jeans were a bit snug. The next week I just could not let myself out in them unless I wore a pair of stretchy briefs over the fly like Superman. […]

What’s Been Up: Muwawa Club

  Hello, I have not been quite, I have been quite talkative. The pleasure, honour, priviledge of working alongside some of the funniest comics in Uganda is what has been up. A TV show I wrote was picked up by my employer, Urban TV, who then made the radical decision to not let me get […]

Don’t Kno De Hengrish. And Proud Of It!

First let us get the important details out of the way. Somebody please tell Bridget I am not buying her bullshit. I wasn’t born yesterday. See this grey on my chin? You don’t get that until you are substantially past a day old.     Now, let us get down to the matters of the […]

Kampala 101: How To Get Slapped

This was before I learned. The stunts are tricky. Like for Wakaliwood. That slap was like the Captain Alex gunshots.       Hey, remember: if you like it, hit like, share, and thumbs up somewhere. If you don’t like it, I apologise. Please don’t tell anyone.

Love Letter vs Whatsapp

It seems you didn’t understand what I meant when I said “Hi, how are you?” the other day. What I  meant is that I love you. Really really really love you. Like so much. You girl. You don’t know love. Today I am going to show you love. I am going to show you what […]