Water is Back. Water is Back!

National Water heard your anguished pleas, your croaked and broken and parched voices. You begged that the water supply be restored after the shortage of the last weeks. The company heard. They heard that they can’t bill you for water they don’t supply and so they had better hustle and get that shit fixed and […]

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Bad Idea: How To Be Broke

It is not easy for me to admit this—you know I am a proud man, but two things compel this confession. One is that you don’t believe anthing I say in this column anyway and two is that I hope my struggle, my overcoming this struggle, indeed my testimony, will encoureage others who are going […]

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I Wanna Thank…

  I had a problem and could not attend the Social Media Awards Ceremony. And then I won. I was in Najjera crouched over the porcelain while up in Golf Course… the less said about my stomach problems the better. Anyway, I made a speech. Cos who wins awards and doesn’t make speeches? I Share […]

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Dear Iryn Namatovu. You Are The Wrong Iryn Nam. Also, No Thanks.

  Dear Iryn Not Namubiru but Namatovu, I don’t know how to say this, but I cannot come to your concert. I know you must be heartbroken to hear this. I know you have been really eager to have me there. It seemed you were, in fact, more than eager. You were desperate.  The first sms […]

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Above The Truth Episode 2: A TV Show On A Blog

  Previously on Above The Truth Mysterious city tycoon FatBoy has been sleeping with pop starlet and rocker of nice hips Rema, when their peace is interrupted by a ninja break-in perpetrated by leggy cat-burglar Sheebah. We meet the couple at the open door of the home contemplating what to do next.   Rema: She […]

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First Draft of Mao’s Resignation Speech by Speechwriter Who Probably Got Fired

So Norbert Mao, firebrand freedom fighter, former presidential candidate, sex symbol announced this week that he was taking a break from active politics to recuperate after a recent health scare. You may have heard the news, maybe even heard the speech. But what you didn’t hear was the several drafts his speechwriters gave him before […]

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So, Enough About Me; How Was Your Weekend?

This is how tight things became at a certain part of Kira (a Kampala Suburb) this weekend.   So, I am in that hood occasionally. Sometimes II can’t go home. I have a bowel syndrome that means after too much coffee and too much red meat I am a bit more flatulent than the average […]

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A Date With Desire

What does one do when ones hot ex hollers with weekend plot? What does one so when this ex is Desire Luzinda? Desire Luzinda is a unique level right now — after those nude leaks pretty much every guy with a smartphone had thought about it. Now, I am not going to make any untoward […]

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Feed The Ggonya: Random Chaps, and a bit of video

Hello and well done. Don’t you hate your mobile telephone company? Of course you do, because those guys occasionally suffer breakages in the stream of service and this infuriates you! Grrrrr! That’s why you should do what I advise, which is, divest yourself of their bundle as soon as possible. And that’s where I come […]

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Feed The Gonya: The new Random Chaps and some Video Hijinks

  This one is me and my friends on mics and editing. The latest Random Chaps is here (Random Chaps is the  podcast where Rudende of XFM and myself, of This Blog and Sunday Vision, get to places with microphonic equipment and talk shit) . In this one, we had Enygma in the studio and we […]

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