Category: Tololating like TV chicken

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X-Men Apocalypse. The Things You Need To Know Before

Here we find ourselves, as we rapidly succumb to the mounting FOMO for X-Men, Age of Apocalypse, the latest superhero blockbuster action spectacular to come from Hollywood to your neighbourhood kibanda, or if you live in the right parts of town, mall cinema. Mistakes were made…

And the Grammy goes to …Bad Black!

Bad Black. She no longer answers to that name, we understand, having gone through profound personal transformation during her time incarcerated. She changed. Changed religion, changed her outlook on life, changed the way she sees the world, and changed her skin colour. Which means she also…

Hail Mr Deputy Speaker, A Gift For A Gift

I have a specific view of what parliament is. And what it is not. A collection of representatives from the people of the nation who are chosen according to the will of said people to gather in one place and deliberate on how we, as a…

Coming Soon: Qwela Junction Is Back. Crooners Yo!

Here are some outrageous statements about the gentlemen who form the line-up of the latest edition of the Qwela Junction series, where Qwela, that stellar band of renown and fame, brings to  you, for your immense pleasure, a show with a different musical focus each time. We…

Open Letter To The Hustlers Out There

  To the thug life Gs on the streets. Sharraut, man. I heard about the harsh economic times that have befallen you guys and the grim realities you cannot escape, what with employment opportunities being scarce and all. I heard. So sneaking around parking areas at…

MPs Don’t Want To Pay Taxes. Okay, Keep

They call them honourable. They call themselves that. They are others who have less concern about the integrity of language used. I, myself, prefer to save the word honourable for honourable things, so I call them Infantile Avaricious Expensive national embarassments MPs, you may have heard,…

Stella Nyanzi’s Next Job Application

    To Whom It May concern   Re: Application for the job of Social Media Strategist   My name is Stella Nyanzi (PhD) and I have recently been made redundant at my current place of work due to circumstances beyond my control. Specifically, if I…

A Love Letter Is A Letter Of Love pt 2

Previously on Love Letter Is A Letter Of Love, the heroine of the romance reveals that her mother’s name is Maria Ntambi, a name which turn out to be familiar to her suitor. What does this mean? Stay tuned and let’s find out     To…

One Morning In Makerere: Where Are Nyanzi’s Clothes?

The headmaster (or whatever they are called) strolls into the staff room (or whatever it’s called) at Makerere and smiles broadly to his staff. HM: It’s Monday!! Yeah! I know some of you hate Monday, but you should not. You should think of it, not as…