Rules For The Cinema. Pay Attention

We have people who attend cinemas a lot these days, and this is both a good thing, because we get to watch Rocket and Groot, and a bad thing because other people get to do the same thing. At the same time. Annoyingly.   Development is about improving life, removing the flaws and working towards [...]

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Breakdown: The MAMAs Said Knock Chad Out

  Did you read last Friday’s Vision? I was in it. I am usually in it. This is my column there. Spot kko.   The MTV Africa Music Awards, also known as the MAMAs were concluded last week. They left in their wake a bit of controversy. Ernest Bazanye discussed the foofaraw with rabble-rouser Ernest [...]

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Raid on Radio’s House. Radio Gets Arrested. Here’s What Happened.

    For those of you who were planning on catching a Radio and Weasel show this weekend, I’m sorry. Radio has gone down. This is from the New Vision: KAMPALA - It was mayhem Monday morning when police stormed Goodlyfe singer Mowzey Radio’s home in Kizungu-Makindye to arrest him following a bar brawl. The accounts [...]

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I Also Have Jay-Z Solange Jokes.

Shawn, Wharrap. Easy. So, dude. This elevator and Solange and your face and all that kung Fu…. No! No! Baz, I am sick of talking about that. Look, it’s history. Why can’t you let it go? Dude, I can’t be the only one on the internet who hasn’t made jokes about you getting your Brooklyn [...]

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I Am. The Most Influential. Bow Down, Time!

    When Beyonce sang “Bow Down Bitches” a number of us loaded and cocked and let off a few shots of side-eye at the singer, like, “And who exactly are these bitches she thinks she is talking to?” It turns out Time Magazine was one of them because this month they dropped their knickerbockers, [...]

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Erias Lukwago’s CV. Just Allow You Guys

  As we said the other day when people on Google Plus were leaving comments without even clicking the link to see what they were commenting about (Really, friends, let us click one another. For the development of Uganda. We cannot stay backward forever.) Erias Lukwago is not going to remain Lord Mayor, that is [...]

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Bad Idea Uncut. How To Be A Better Ugandan

Today I will give you wise instructions that you can follow in your day-to-day struggle to become a better human being. Or I will try. It is not easy. The path of a writer is a perilous one, lined with pitfalls and at every turn. But I shall try my best to leap over these [...]

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Alcohol Not To Be Sold To Anyone Below 21 Years of Age

In the latest from Uganda’ scorching-hot ongoing series of dumb bill proposals we have this gem from the Ministry Of Health official Sheila Ndyanagangi who seeks to raise the age at which alcohol may be sold to Ugandans from eighteen to twenty one. Ndyanabangi argued that at eighteen a Ugandan is not mature enough to [...]

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Bad Idea: A Premio Is Not A Fancy Car

The bratty little boy with the filthy manners is an everyday occurrence here in Uganda. Familiar. Normal. All over the place we have Y chromosomes swaggering around mistaking for mere entitlement what is actually entitlement to several thorough beatings. But as long as they are below the age of 18, we just grind our teeth, [...]

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Who or what is Lupita Nyong’o?

    Now, over the next few years you will hear a lot more about this girl who has already filled nearly every breatheable inch of the glamorsphere since the movie 12 Years A Slave was filmed. But before we get into any further discussion we must nail one fact down. It’s Lupita Nyong’o, dammit. [...]

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