Big Blue Police Trucks Are Coming. So What. Be Easy.

  Good evening civilians Freeze and put your hands where we can see them. Sorry about that last part. It is just that we are police officers and we are not used to addressing civilians without using those words. I am Constable Ndobbo of the Uganda Sub-Police Special Division of Subterfuge and Diversion. We are like […]

King Lawrence Arrested For Fraud in South Africa? What?

The New Vision reports here: Lawrence Kiyingi alias King Lawrence, a Ugandan based in South Africa was arrested in South Africa for alleged fraud. The city socialite was arrested with other Ugandans on Tuesday after being trailed by Police in a special operation. –      “King Lawrence who of where” is the natural question you […]

Before You Run Off To Eritrea: A Few Questions

Hi Uganda I am Zeinat,  special attache of hotness from the Eritrean Embassy to Uganda. Warraps. We have heard your response to the hoax news of a man shortage in our country leading to enforced bigamy. So, it looks like all the thirst in Uganda is plotting to get on a bus and haul itself […]

Hundreds and Hundreds Flock to UNRA for Jobs

What is the cause of unemployment? Not enough jobs? Not enough jobs that people actually want to do? Not enough people willing to pay the people who want to do the jobs what people want to be paid to the jobs they want to do? Or is it simply that university graduates went on riot and […]

Video Games: Caramel Ninja’s House Party

Paulo is learning to be smooth. He has game that flies under the radar. That’s how he got Caramel Ninja to come to his place last weekend. He told her to come for housewarming. Only for her to get there and find it was just him and her. Those things. But it doesn’t turn out […]

Apass vs Flavia: Love is War

This young local musician named Apass. He is there–famous, well-known and people like him. You know that song which you hear and you wonder when Damien Jr Gong Marley learned Luganda? Tetubatya? That is actually Apass. He’s good.   Apass caused a … It is pronounced Ape Ass, by the way, in case you were […]

Video Games: Caramel Ninja

In this one, Caramel Ninja calls the hostel ho. There are hostels with hos. And one of them was asking for trouble. And got it. Hostel hos, don’t just answer the phone. Change your ways.   Starring Marie Corrazon, Directed by Malcolm Bigyemano, Camera by Vin Odoi, and I wrote the thing.