Author: Ernest Bazanye

Random Chaps with Brizzy. Vs Queen Dancers

Questions: Why can’t I get paid to twerk? Gender discrimination in the Video Vixen Industry. Also, Sauti Sol need shirts. Where is Cindy Sanyu and where does she get her hot pants? All this and more discussed in this 8MB podcast, where Sabrina Agasha and I talk…

Bad Idea Encyclopedia: Fruits

One of the duties of the media in society is to unilaterally make decisions for you on what you should know, what you should think and what is right and wrong. We control you. Having got the random statement featuring the information out of the way,…

AkaPost from AkaDOPE

Ruyonga used to be a rapper. Now he gets on stage with neither sunglasses nor chain. What a sellout, being a mature, sensible, sincere and passionate artist who doesn’t even have a second guy on stage to shout the last word of each line for him.…

Yaka Beep Beep Beep SHUT UP!

It was a cold dark rainy night when the Yaka started beeping. Like it is nagging me. IT: Beep. Beep. Beep. Gwe, beep. Hello? Beep beep, dude. Hello? Can you hear me? Beep. Baz? Baz? Beep, Baz. ME: What!! Feed me, Baz. Top me up. Let me…

Guest Post: What’s On Your Playlist?

What’s on your travel Playlist?  If you have ever taken a trip whether by road, air or train you know one of the key things for most people during travel is the music. I’ve taken trips deliberately so I can go through some of my albums…

Bad Idea: Thaddeus vs The Baby

So I got this homeboy of mine, right? He goes by the name of Thaddeus. He’s kind of, shall we say, a prickly, bitter, misanthropic piece of human trash and I am not judging. That’s his thing. We are all different.   Thaddeus lives alone, in…

Bad Idea: Witches In The Ride

  Today I am going to present to you some thought-provocation. Prepare please, to have your thoughts provoked. No, don’t worry. I left that kind of provocation for Dr Nyanzi. Mine is safe to read in church. Or is it? Let’s see. Imagine you are a…

Why We Say All Men Are Trash.

For those in the back of the class who don’t pay attention: This post is not as some have smugly snorted,  “condemning women for calling men trash.” It is mocking people for preferring to feed their egos instead of trying to be honest and just and fair…

Bad Idea: Death To All Cockroaches

Prologue: Dear human Ugandans reading this. Do not be perturbed by what you are about to see. Even though the following words appear in the space usually reserved for my correspondence with you, they, this time, are not addressed to you. Don’t freak out. Now, with…

Go Ahead and Switch off My Sim Card.

So gavumenti and you have mutually agreed on the disconnection of your phone… This is the conclusion things came to, of course. In a democracy we compromise. One party makes what it thinks is a ferocious threat: “We will cut you off if you don’t Leeejeeeeestaaaaa!…