Author: Ernest Bazanye

Anita Everything, The Prequels #4

Previous in the series, here Conversations With Airtel Anita, my airtime vendor. *Anita, there is something different about you today. -Yes. I am wearing a kakondo shoe. These ones of you walk as if you are climbing. That shoe of kalina. *Not that I am flirting, because…

Anita Everything, The Prequels #3

Conversations with Airtel Anita, my airtime vendor: *Anko as you’re roast! -I dial *162# and get bonus data on airtel so I don’t need that much airtime. I just come here more for the latest gossip about your love life. As you know I am too…

Anita Everything, The Prequels #2

Previously post on Conversations with Airtel Anita The Airtime vendor. Is here -Anita. You are back to looking hot! You can seriously gerrit today. *Anko, people no ronger say gerrit. But if they did, then yes, I can. See my boobs? -They are even plumper than…

Anita Everything The Prequels #1

  Conversations with Airtel Anita, my airtime chick. *Anita, nga you look dark today. Where is the usual makeup? Your complexion is usually more like the inside of the potato; today you look like the outside. -Anko, me I don’t want to be hot any more.…

Bad Idea: Chandler and Frasier’s Photoshoot

This story takes place in Kireka, the home of the father of two boys and features the two boys, first one, then the other, and also includes a performance from the father himself. Presenting Chandler And Frasier arrange a photoshoot. Frasier: Father, it’s not that we…

Anita Everything: Coffee Uganda Coffee

Anita, since you converted into a supermarket things have become so complicated. I have been up and down the aisles over and over again and I can’t find what I’m looking for. Anko, I know I am the best businessperson in the area. I know can…