Month: October 2011

Secret’s Out

So there I was, in my usual, cocky, smirking, sniggery professional-humourist way, typing out potshots at singer Jackie Chandiru, and chuckling at my very own jokes as I did it. We wrote an interview with the glinty mole beneath her lower lip for Plan B and,…

An Earworm

An earworm, according to an expert formerly called Minty, is a tiny legless arthropod that gains access to the chochlea via the lobe and entrenches itself in the flesh. The only way to dislodge this parasite is by introducing another, perhaps more pleasant earworm into the…