What’s Been Up: Muwawa Club

  Hello, I have not been quite, I have been quite talkative. The pleasure, honour, priviledge of working alongside some of the funniest comics in Uganda is what has been up. A TV show I wrote was picked up by my employer, Urban TV, who then made the radical decision to not let me get […]

Chill Break: On Phone Nudes. Not Wearing The Social Fabric

  More nude photos. More heads on the chopping block. More hypocrisy and anger and smug recrimination. Ernest Bazanye points fingers at Ernest Bazanye   Q: I thought this was a newspaper. Are leaking nudes news? Every week another set of pictures falls into our inboxes. Celebrity nudes are as common as spam SMS calling […]

Bad Idea: Office Survival

  This fact, whether you understand and accept it or not, is immutable. The office is not a night club. This is not a place to cultivate your casual social interactions. We did not build the headquarters to provide air conditioning while you flirt with other people’s wives. No, you daft ninco, this is an […]

Don’t Kno De Hengrish. And Proud Of It!

First let us get the important details out of the way. Somebody please tell Bridget I am not buying her bullshit. I wasn’t born yesterday. See this grey on my chin? You don’t get that until you are substantially past a day old.     Now, let us get down to the matters of the […]

Kampala 101: How To Get Slapped

This was before I learned. The stunts are tricky. Like for Wakaliwood. That slap was like the Captain Alex gunshots.       Hey, remember: if you like it, hit like, share, and thumbs up somewhere. If you don’t like it, I apologise. Please don’t tell anyone.

Love Letter vs Whatsapp

It seems you didn’t understand what I meant when I said “Hi, how are you?” the other day. What I  meant is that I love you. Really really really love you. Like so much. You girl. You don’t know love. Today I am going to show you love. I am going to show you what […]

Lokodo Talks, So We Must Blog About It

  There are those who have suggested that Simon Lokodo is the most stupid person in Uganda. There is no research to confirm this. Most people have used their resources to investigate less obvious-looking premises than Lokodo’s very open and incontestable stupidity. He performs his idiocy so flagrantly that he leaves no question in anybody’s […]

Who Or What Is Queen Of Katwe?

Who or what is Queen of Katwe? Katwe is a minor monarchy situated in central central Uganda, where the crow flies upside down, where the shadows of black rock mountains tower over the night. It is run by a cruel all-powerful matriarch called Maleficient.   Is that the right movie? We are talking about Queen […]