A Date With Desire

What does one do when ones hot ex hollers with weekend plot? What does one so when this ex is Desire Luzinda? Desire Luzinda is a unique level right now — after those nude leaks pretty much every guy with a smartphone had thought about it. Now, I am not going to make any untoward [...]

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Feed The Ggonya: Random Chaps, and a bit of video

Hello and well done. Don’t you hate your mobile telephone company? Of course you do, because those guys occasionally suffer breakages in the stream of service and this infuriates you! Grrrrr! That’s why you should do what I advise, which is, divest yourself of their bundle as soon as possible. And that’s where I come [...]

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Bad Idea: What Were They Thinking: People Who Sell Shit Snacks

Do you ever wander into the wrong pastry shop, restaurant, other eaterie, purchase a pie, sumbusa, samosa, cake, take a bite out of said purchase and feel immediately offended? Do you think, “This sausage tastes like a raw fish and feels like it was sent to me by bad Karma.”? Do you think, “Is this [...]

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Bad Idea Encyclopedia: F***ing Hummers

Information is the cornerstone of educational data.  With that in mind,  let’s  rip into it.  It’s the Bad Idea Encyclopedia. Today’s entry is on the subject of Hummers. Definition: The term Hummer is an acronym,  and stands for Hugely Ugly Motor Monstrosity which is Expensive and Revolting. This is one of the best-named vehicle models [...]

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The Year In Review

Isn’t this where every reputable news outlet, or blog, or any site that has the gall to aggrandise itself publishes a year in review piece? I shall not be left out. Rewind Selecta. Jan The year starts on a scandalous note when Socialite celebrity couple break up after weeks of open feuding. Jennifer Musisi and [...]

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Feed The Gonya: The new Random Chaps and some Video Hijinks

  This one is me and my friends on mics and editing. The latest Random Chaps is here (Random Chaps is the  podcast where Rudende of XFM and myself, of This Blog and Sunday Vision, get to places with microphonic equipment and talk shit) . In this one, we had Enygma in the studio and we [...]

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Kampala 101: How To Be Slapped

My friend, name withheld, (let’s call him Arturo. Because nobody’s called Arturo in real life, so this makes this true story even more absurd ) recently got slapped. Hard. Skilfully. All the way across the face. It was the loneliest moment in Arturo’s life, he told us, rocking slightly, and staring into the middle distance, [...]

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Things Ugandans Need To Stop Doing No. I-III

Do you know how come it is that we are all so keenly aware of the vast extents of your stupidity? It is because we have all read that now-classic definition of stupidity on facebook. As in, if you keep doing the same thing again and again while expecting different results the next time. You [...]

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The Book Of Besigye. Exclusive Excerpts

You have heard by  now of the incredible new book about Kizza Besigye authored by my old friend on whom I tie every time he achieves something, Daniel Kalinaki. The book is called Kizza Besigye, And Uganda’s Unfinished Revolution and is selling bestly. What you may not have heard of, at least not until I [...]

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What’s Been Up?

Christmas was lovely. I left you Kampala thugs and went to the village where people are civilised and don’t say Xmas at me. The whole holiday was awesome. Family rocks. And now I’m back. To be evil, wicked, ruthless and without remorse for all the innocents that will fall in my wake. Zari, go ahead. [...]

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