Above The Truth Episode 2: A TV Show On A Blog

  Previously on Above The Truth Mysterious city tycoon FatBoy has been sleeping with pop starlet and rocker of nice hips Rema, when their peace is interrupted by a ninja break-in perpetrated by leggy cat-burglar Sheebah. We meet the couple at the open door of the home contemplating what to do next.   Rema: She [...]

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First Draft of Mao’s Resignation Speech by Speechwriter Who Probably Got Fired

So Norbert Mao, firebrand freedom fighter, former presidential candidate, sex symbol announced this week that he was taking a break from active politics to recuperate after a recent health scare. You may have heard the news, maybe even heard the speech. But what you didn’t hear was the several drafts his speechwriters gave him before [...]

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Above The Truths: Episode 1. Watch Dis By Reading

  If you have been a person with functioning eyes over the past twelve months, then you are aware of a TV show called Beneath The Lies. Starring an ensemble of Ugandan celebrities and Raba Daba as well, this crime drama was poised to be the Kampala Scandal. CSI Kampala. House of Matatu. The serial [...]

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So, Enough About Me; How Was Your Weekend?

This is how tight things became at a certain part of Kira (a Kampala Suburb) this weekend.   So, I am in that hood occasionally. Sometimes II can’t go home. I have a bowel syndrome that means after too much coffee and too much red meat I am a bit more flatulent than the average [...]

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A Date With Desire

What does one do when ones hot ex hollers with weekend plot? What does one so when this ex is Desire Luzinda? Desire Luzinda is a unique level right now — after those nude leaks pretty much every guy with a smartphone had thought about it. Now, I am not going to make any untoward [...]

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Feed The Ggonya: Random Chaps, and a bit of video

Hello and well done. Don’t you hate your mobile telephone company? Of course you do, because those guys occasionally suffer breakages in the stream of service and this infuriates you! Grrrrr! That’s why you should do what I advise, which is, divest yourself of their bundle as soon as possible. And that’s where I come [...]

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Bad Idea: What Were They Thinking: People Who Sell Shit Snacks

Do you ever wander into the wrong pastry shop, restaurant, other eaterie, purchase a pie, sumbusa, samosa, cake, take a bite out of said purchase and feel immediately offended? Do you think, “This sausage tastes like a raw fish and feels like it was sent to me by bad Karma.”? Do you think, “Is this [...]

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Bad Idea Encyclopedia: F***ing Hummers

Information is the cornerstone of educational data.  With that in mind,  let’s  rip into it.  It’s the Bad Idea Encyclopedia. Today’s entry is on the subject of Hummers. Definition: The term Hummer is an acronym,  and stands for Hugely Ugly Motor Monstrosity which is Expensive and Revolting. This is one of the best-named vehicle models [...]

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The Year In Review

Isn’t this where every reputable news outlet, or blog, or any site that has the gall to aggrandise itself publishes a year in review piece? I shall not be left out. Rewind Selecta. Jan The year starts on a scandalous note when Socialite celebrity couple break up after weeks of open feuding. Jennifer Musisi and [...]

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Feed The Gonya: The new Random Chaps and some Video Hijinks

  This one is me and my friends on mics and editing. The latest Random Chaps is here (Random Chaps is the  podcast where Rudende of XFM and myself, of This Blog and Sunday Vision, get to places with microphonic equipment and talk shit) . In this one, we had Enygma in the studio and we [...]

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